When I was first ordained, local hospitals would call the parish to let us know our parishioners were there. I could also go to the front desk of any hospital and see a listing, arranged by parish, of all patients. 

Because of changes in privacy laws, those days are over. The only way I know that you or a family member is in the hospital is if you or someone else informs me or the parish. 

If you are going to be undergoing surgery, or are being admitted to a hospital, nursing home or hospice, it is appropriate for you to receive the sacrament of the anointing of the sick. This is the sacrament that was previously known as extreme unction or “last rites” (the Church has not called the anointing “last rites” for about 40 years.) This sacrament can be repeated, and is no longer reserved for the moment of death. If someone has been anointed within the last few months and becomes close to death, there is no need for that person to be anointed again. It is not necessary, practical, or advisable to wait until someone is actively dying to call a priest for the anointing.

I respond as quickly as I can to hospital calls, but it would be much easier and less stressful for everyone if I were informed of your desire to be anointed before you go into the hospital. It is possible for you to be anointed after weekend masses, or at your home if you call to arrange an appointment.

To summarize: Call the parish if you want Fr. Pat and the Office staff to know you are going to be hospitalized.  If you wish to be anointed, please make an appointment a few days before your surgery or hospitalization.
If someone’s health takes a turn for the worse and you wish them to be anointed, call the parish immediately. Don’t wait until they are very close to death.  Use the numbers provided for emergencies.

Fr. Pat